all these photos of hot chicks on tumblr make me realize 2 things

1. I could SO do that,

2. If I didn’t LOOOVE the cock, I’d totally have to become a lesbo. This is just not fair.

I would MUCH rather be sitting around in my underwear being hot like it ain’t no thang, but dammit, I have to put on my office attire and go into the stupid big-kid’s world and act like I care about talking about the weather and which bottled water tastes better, when really I’m just coming down from an acid trip and the only thing keeping me from blowing my cover is this delicious Bassnectar I’m blasting, paired with some random Telefon Tel Aviv. BUT, it’s almost quittin time, which means only one thing: nekkid.