pussy
Me: meow!
Lauren: purrrr
Me: ::cute paw to ear action::
Lauren: ::cocks head to side confusedly but insanely adorably::
Me: ::pounces on something invisible but extremely distracting and entertaining::
Lauren: ::nuzzles your neck then curls up on your sholder and sleeps::
Me: ::destroys important paperwork but you still can't be mad because after you slap me i go MOW? and give you sad kitty face::
Lauren: ::attempts to attack the evil pantyhose but gets tangled up instead and mews for helps::
Me: ::gets fat head stuck in small box and runs around blindly and freaking out but it's too cute to offer assistance::
Lauren: ::hides under couch and attacks feet as they walk by but gets claw stuck in shoe lace and is drug along looking adorable and helpless::
Me: ::hides behind corner and rushes out to attack you, only to turn and jet off to unknown hiding places when i realize you have a puppy with you::
Lauren: ::while puppy sleeps sneak up on it and claw its tail then run and hide where it cant reach me::
Me: ::attempts to jump up on very high bookshelf, misjudges distance, tries to scramble to the top, falls gracelessly, then jumps right up and saunters off haughtily like nothing happened with an "i dare you to say something" look on my face::
Lauren: LOL
you win
that was too cute
Dec 11th